This is life... Haha...
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Found these are interesting and inspiring, share with you:
Fate is just like being raped, if you cannot resist it then you better learn how to enjoy it;
Work is just like gang rape, if you cannot do it, other people will take your turn;
Life is just like masturbation, if you want to enjoy then you would have to work hard;
Learning is just like looking for prostitute, it not only cost you some money, but it also need your effort;
Salary is just like menstrual period, it is worrying if it doesn't come on time;
Brothers are like condom, no matter how big the hole is, they will cover for you...
像跟大家分享這些有意義且形容得貼切的字句:
命運就像強姦，反抗不了就要學會享受;
工作就像輪姦，你不行了就換別人來幹;
生活就像自慰，要享受就得靠自己雙手;
學習就像嫖妓，真是出了錢後還要出力;
工資就像月經，不準時來就會讓人擔心;
兄弟就像保險套，無論多大的洞都幫你罩著...
出生一張紙，開始一輩子；
畢業一張紙，奮鬥一輩子；
婚姻一張紙，折磨一輩子；
做官一張紙，鬥爭一輩子；
金錢一張紙，辛苦一輩子；
榮譽一張紙，虛名一輩子；
看病一張紙，痛苦一輩子；
悼詞一張紙，了結一輩子；
淡化這些紙，明白一輩子；
忘了這些紙，快樂一輩子！
Labels: Joke, Life, Random Crap, Teoh Pak Guan, teopag
posted by teopag @ 6:43 PM,
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Kame Hame Ha 龜波氣功
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Happy April's Fool...
Don't fool around, small jokes are amusing, but not causing others into big troubles...
Something to share with you, i don't know who made this, but it is really funny...
祝大家愚人節快樂!
不要被愚弄喔, 不過小惡作劇就還好, 會闖禍的就免了...
跟大家分享一下, 雖然我不知道作者是誰, 不過真的很好笑...
かめはめ波 龜波氣功 Kame Hame Ha
posted by teopag @ 3:33 PM,
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Thesis Supervisor Advisor Meanings Joke
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Thesis Supervisor Advisor Meanings Joke from Molecular Station...
Just for laugh... Hahaha...
LANGUAGE USED BY THESIS ADVISORS - Made Simple For Graduate Students ^^
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Look at this as a learning experience....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: You're going to suffer...
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Let me explain the format of the defense.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: Let me make you even more nervous.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: I'm here to lend you support.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I'm here to destroy you so you won't look smarter than me.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: I found the overall concept interesting.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: This is my token compliment before ripping your idea to shreds....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: I would like to have had more time to study this.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I didn't read it.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: I have some concerns about the theory upon which your study is based.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I hate the theory, but I can't insult the author so I'll insult your work instead.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: There are some aspects of the study that I would like to hear more about.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I read it but I just don't remember anything about it.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: There are some aspects of the study that I would like to hear more about.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I read it but I just don't remember anything about it.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Your hypotheses are not strongly enough linked to the existing literature.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: You came up with an innovative idea and I want to make sure you never do it again.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Your research is an interesting extension of my own work.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: Why didn't I think of this before you did?
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: You have failed to take into account some of the more relevant literature.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: You failed to cite me.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: I would like you to explain......
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I don't know anything about this stuff so you'll have to explain it to me.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Your statistical results don't seem to support your hypothesis.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I don't understand statistics.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Your selection of statistical tests is rather simplistic.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I'm the only one here that understands statistics and I wanted to rub it in.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: How did you ensure that you had drawn a random sample? ....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR MEANS: I had to come up with at least one question and this one always works.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: This is a great topic for your thesis....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: This is some grunge work that will help me get tenure.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Your funding is secure.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: Maybe.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Your funding is probably OK.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: Start worrying.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: I'll see what we can do about funding.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: Start looking for another advisor.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Let's wrap this up.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I'm hungry.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Write another chapter.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR MEANS: Write another chapter.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Think of this as an investment in skills that will be useful to you in your later career.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: We're going to exploit you to the gills.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Don't listen to XYZ, just listen to me.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: Both XYZ and I are fools, but I'm funding you.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: You will be ready to write up soon, but need to do just one more experiment/program/chip.....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: You have now become a useful slave, and I am not about to let you graduate without doing more footwork for me.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Could you step out of the room while the committee comes to a decision?....
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: We decided beforehand to give you your degree, but we still want to make you sweat some more.
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR SAYS: Its been a pleasure having you........
WHAT YOUR ADVISOR REALLY MEANS: I loved the free Peon work you did, however you are no longer an asset. Get your stuff off your bench ASAP. Next...
This is just for laugh, if there is any identicalness, is merely coincidence.., it does not referring you...
純粹搞笑, 如有雷同,純屬巧合, 請勿對號入座...
Labels: Joke, Laboratory
posted by teopag @ 3:34 PM,
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Who said your English is bad??
Monday, January 29, 2007
Who says your English is worst?
Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective, user friendly and etc... :p
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britains: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britains: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me...
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britains: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) Can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britains: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britains: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Don’t want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britains: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britains: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britains: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen? Why like that...??
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britains: This isn’t the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: Like that also don’t know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka you...
posted by teopag @ 10:38 PM,
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