This is life... Haha...
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Found these are interesting and inspiring, share with you:
Fate is just like being raped, if you cannot resist it then you better learn how to enjoy it;
Work is just like gang rape, if you cannot do it, other people will take your turn;
Life is just like masturbation, if you want to enjoy then you would have to work hard;
Learning is just like looking for prostitute, it not only cost you some money, but it also need your effort;
Salary is just like menstrual period, it is worrying if it doesn't come on time;
Brothers are like condom, no matter how big the hole is, they will cover for you...
像跟大家分享這些有意義且形容得貼切的字句:
命運就像強姦，反抗不了就要學會享受;
工作就像輪姦，你不行了就換別人來幹;
生活就像自慰，要享受就得靠自己雙手;
學習就像嫖妓，真是出了錢後還要出力;
工資就像月經，不準時來就會讓人擔心;
兄弟就像保險套，無論多大的洞都幫你罩著...
出生一張紙，開始一輩子；
畢業一張紙，奮鬥一輩子；
婚姻一張紙，折磨一輩子；
做官一張紙，鬥爭一輩子；
金錢一張紙，辛苦一輩子；
榮譽一張紙，虛名一輩子；
看病一張紙，痛苦一輩子；
悼詞一張紙，了結一輩子；
淡化這些紙，明白一輩子；
忘了這些紙，快樂一輩子！
Labels: Joke, Life, Random Crap, Teoh Pak Guan, teopag
posted by teopag @ 6:43 PM,
